Turkeys!

Because how bad can a holiday devoted to eating yourself into a coma really be?

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This is a short one…Promise!

So for those denizens of the United States: Happy Thanksgiving! We can look at each other with the same blank stares we give each other every year as we realize the year is 11/12 over (that’s eleven twelfths, not November 12).

For those of you not from the US: please come and visit! We have food from all over the world including your neighborhood, but it tastes better over here. Really. It’s not about tourism dollars. And we have turkeys! And stuffing! And all the sides you can think of! Pork loin! Don’t like pork? How about strip steak? Vegetarian? We have tofu turkey!

The point is to be around family, give each other that once a year hug and move on with your life.

Before stressing out over Christmas (thanks, Coca-Cola).

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Gobble gobble!

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